Illustration of pirates with peg legs on a ship with wooden deck and sails, wearing tricorn hats, coats, and boots, some with swords and one with sunglasses.

The Peg Leg

Pirates

We’re the peg-leg pirates of the salty sea,
Clanking and clomping as proud as can be.
Our wooden legs tap to the rhythm of the tide,
With a Yo Ho Ho, we swagger with pride!

(Oh-ho!) Peg legs, peg legs, creaking on the deck,
(Oh-ho!) One fell off—oh, what the heck!
We patch it, we latch it, we carve it anew,
We’re the peg-leg pirates, and we’re coming for you!

Old Captain One-Leg, he’s leading the way,
With a parrot on his shoulder squawkin’ all day.
His leg’s made of oak, from a barrel, they say,
And it squeaks when he dances at the crew’s cabaret!

(Oh-ho!) Peg legs, peg legs, creaking on the deck,
(Oh-ho!) One fell off—oh, what the heck!
We patch it, we latch it, we carve it anew,
We’re the peg-leg pirates, and we’re coming for you!

Now mind yer boots on the splintery floor,
There’s pegs aplenty and more in store!
We’ve got hooks for hands and patches for eyes,
But it’s our wooden legs that win the prize!

When we raid a ship, it’s quite the sight,
With our peg legs flashing in the pale moonlight.
We clatter and we clomp, and the crew runs away,
Guess they’ve never seen pirates who dance ballet!

(Oh-ho!) Peg legs, peg legs, creaking on the deck,
(Oh-ho!) One fell off—oh, what the heck!
We patch it, we latch it, we carve it anew,
We’re the peg-leg pirates, and we’re coming for you!

So here’s to the peg legs, the finest of the fleet,
With our clinking and clanking, there’s no one we can’t beat.
We’ll sail to the horizon, with a Yo Ho Ho,
The peg-leg pirates, off we go!

Four pirates (each has at least one peg leg) on a ship’s deck celebrating, holding drinks, with a clear sky and ocean in the background. Two female pirates and two male pirates are smiling and engaging with each other.

Peg Leg

Pirate Cabaret

On the deck where the moonlight gleams,
Pirates gather, chasing dreams.
Swing your peg leg, stomp in time,
Tonight, both the stars and the sea align!

Swing it wide, we’re dancin’ fools tonight,
Peg-legged pirates, twirlin’ in delight!
Grab a hand, we’re spinnin’ ‘round the sea,
The silliest cabaret at this jamboree!

Barrels roll and the lanterns sway,
Laughter echoes throughout the bay.
Clink your mugs, let the music play,
Sailors’ hearts are light today!

Swing it wide, we’re dancin’ fools tonight,
Peg-legged pirates, twirlin’ in delight!
Grab a hand, we’re spinnin’ ‘round the sea,
The silliest cabaret at this jamboree!

Sea dogs howl to the fiddler’s tune,
Silver coins glitter 'neath the moon.
Every leap and every sway,
Turns the tide to our merriest display!

From the crow’s nest high to the galley below,
The ship’s alive with a vibrant glow!
Tambourines shake as we spin around,
A pirate’s life in this joyful sound!

Swing it wide, we’re dancin’ fools tonight,
Peg-legged pirates, twirlin’ in delight!
Grab a hand, we’re spinnin’ ‘round the sea,
The silliest cabaret at this jamboree!

Feel the rhythm, the ocean’s hum,
A melody where we’re all from.
Under the stars, where the salt breeze calls,
We lose ourselves, as the music enthralls.

Swing it wide, we’re dancin’ fools tonight,
Peg-legged pirates, twirlin’ in delight!
Grab a hand, we’re spinnin’ ‘round the sea,
The silliest cabaret at this jamboree!

Oh-ho, Yo-ho, the night is young and the booze runs free,
Yo-ho, Oh-ho, together we’ll make history!